zeus let's strike down entire cities using our lightning bolts

boys but-

zeus oh wait i forgot YOU aren't COOL ENOUGH to get lightning bolts beat that NERDS

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ares do u even lift bruh

boy i am 8 years old

ares yeah well i was doing 100 push-ups at age 4 so

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hermes ok so now you know how to successfully pick-pocket people. go out into the world, my children.

hermes *notices his wallet is gone and tears up* i'm so proud

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apollon ready to become the next shakespeare

boy shakespeare is gay

apollon YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS GAY? MY BOYFRIEND. HE AND SHAKESPEARE ARE BOTH DEAD.

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dionysus so does anyone want to know how the first dildo was created

boys UM

dionysus so as i was tripping balls on my way to the underworld, along comes this guy and he's like-

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hephaistos okay now quickly lower the molten hot glass into the water

boy *SCREAMS IN AGONY*

hephaistos honestly how do you even fuck that up

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hades pet the puppy ok.

boy but it has three heads

hades *squints*

hades i knew i didn't like you

hades take him away thanatos