pansexualparrish:

blue/noah are the greatest though like what the hell?

• our introduction to their friendship is that noah is fascinated with blue’s spiky hair and it pleases both of them for him to pet her hair
  
• also that noah has become a golden retriever re: blue and seems to instantly love her
• noah gets sad when her hair isn’t spiky and blue says she needs sleep 4 quality spikes
• holding hands with blue makes noah stronger #canon
• they’re literally always hanging off of each other like i can think of three separate occasions where it’s like “really guys…really”
• blue loves noah enough to humiliate herself and risk some serious anger directed at her to give him some peace and give his mom his last message
• blue and noah plant flowers together at jesse dittley’s and we’re gonna pretend that scene ended right there with them giggling and planting flowers YEP THANKS
• “a pretzel of girl and dead boy” shut the fuck up
  
• one time a counselor told blue she couldn’t go 2 her first choice college and noah had a shitfit and wrecked her office??? what’s up buddy
• rmr that time they had monmouth to themselves so they played pool and went through gansey’s stuff and jumped on the beds and then MADE OUT 
• and noah shook his hands out like he was gonna get a cramp making out with her
• that one time they went and hung out with adam and adam went all Scryface McScaryShit and blue and noah were definitely in the cave yelling in high-pitched voices like “FUCK WHAT DO WE DO” “I DON’T KNOW THEY DON’T COVER THIS IN PUBLIC SCHOOL” “ISN’T YOUR MOM A PSYCHIC” “WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING” “OH MYG OD JUST STAB HIM” “WHAT?!??!?!” “STAB HIM!!!” “AHHGHGHGHHGHHHHH! [STABS]”